man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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