I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
