she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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