i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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