My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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