I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I love you. Go after that dick
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