Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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