yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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