What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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