Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.