The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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