We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night