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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (707): View more from California

  The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.

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  Judging by this purple one they got to second base.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually

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  Don't remember, didn't happen

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  I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  It just smells like spaghetti and despair.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

  (517): View more from Michigan

  The band club does not count as an orchestra

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night

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