4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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