He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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