I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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