It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Randomize
