Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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