if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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