And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
be right there i have to get my cape
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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