I want to have your abortion
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Dick very happy bro
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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