Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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