I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
How's work?
Spinning.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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