What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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