That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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