Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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