Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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