I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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