Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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