No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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