I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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