so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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