no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
