I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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