I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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