Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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