so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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