He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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