We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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