I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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