we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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