So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Buhtt sex?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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