i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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