you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
NoShamevember. You game?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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