he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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