I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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