2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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