Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
It's Friday. Sex?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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