I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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