This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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