yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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