so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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