just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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