Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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