im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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