ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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