by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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